I heard a joke
John and Margret are having breakfast on a lovely spring morning.
Out of the blue, Margret asks John, "John, if I were to die, would you get married again?"
John gets all flustered and tries to put Margret off from the question, but she insists, and finally, he answers. "Yes. Yes, I imagine I would get married again."
Then, Margret asks, "Well, would you let your new wife live in our house?"
John thinks a moment, and then answers, "Yes. Yes, I'd let her live in our house."
Margret then asks, "Well, would you let her sleep in our bed?"
John hesitates, then answers, "Yes. Yes, I'd let her sleep in our bed."
Margret then asks, "Well, would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no! Absolutely not!" John answers. "She's left handed."
Out of the blue, Margret asks John, "John, if I were to die, would you get married again?"
John gets all flustered and tries to put Margret off from the question, but she insists, and finally, he answers. "Yes. Yes, I imagine I would get married again."
Then, Margret asks, "Well, would you let your new wife live in our house?"
John thinks a moment, and then answers, "Yes. Yes, I'd let her live in our house."
Margret then asks, "Well, would you let her sleep in our bed?"
John hesitates, then answers, "Yes. Yes, I'd let her sleep in our bed."
Margret then asks, "Well, would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no! Absolutely not!" John answers. "She's left handed."
61-69, M
