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I've got this big lady boner

And I don't know what to do with it 馃槍
strawberryginger
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OlderSometimesWiser 路 F
Hey, it鈥檚 not perfect but desperate times call for desperate measures.

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JRVanguard 路 26-30, M
馃槒

Have you thought about crocheting?馃

馃槒
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strawberryginger 路 F
@JRVanguard I wouldn't be able to sit still enough doing that
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JRVanguard 路 26-30, M
@strawberryginger Sorry I meant crotching
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bikelover 路 51-55, M
A little light relief 馃槈
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vetguy1991 路 51-55, M
Do what you have to do
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HumanEarth 路 56-60, M
I can't think of nothing dirty to say. I'm having a Richie Cunningham moment

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Teslin 路 M
I'm 2 weeks late. What was the final decision ?
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aboveaverageaveragejoe 路 51-55, M
@Teslin inconclusive.
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robertsnj 路 56-60, M
that is clever / I like it # ladyboner
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strawberryginger 路 F
@robertsnj yeah I totally was the first person ever to use it
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robertsnj 路 56-60, M
@strawberryginger i never heard it before--you own that phrase
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sladejr 路 56-60, M
If you drive a manual transmission that's always an option!
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sladejr 路 56-60, M
A toothbrush container can do the job in a real...pinch!
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AccursedAlexander3 路 31-35, M
Is it cold? I mean obviously, it鈥檚 long and hard. But is it cold?
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BeefySenpie 路 M
Give it to a puppy
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strawberryginger 路 F
@BeefySenpie idk about that
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TartanTorpedo 路 M
Come hear and I'll show you 馃槣馃憣
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Nitedoc 路 51-55, M
Well, if you want a job done right...
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Mordechai 路 31-35, M
Make it a wizards hat out of paper
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fanuc2013 路 51-55, F
That's why we have ten digits!!!
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deadgerbil 路 22-25
Stick it with a needle
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strawberryginger 路 F
@deadgerbil 馃槼
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justlooking2023 路 56-60, M
Sell it on EBay?
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Quimliqer 路 70-79, M
Hmmmm!!
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Pfuzylogic 路 M
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OogieBoogie 路 F
You should do what the Irish do
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strawberryginger 路 F
@OogieBoogie whats that?
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OogieBoogie 路 F
@strawberryginger masturbate馃槒
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aboveaverageaveragejoe 路 51-55, M
Send pics so i can order suggestions ;)
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Hanginginthere 路 31-35, M
Play with something?
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strawberryginger 路 F
@Chickie just means I'm horny
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Chickie 路 F
@strawberryginger I wouldn't say something like that this day and age js
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strawberryginger 路 F
@empanadas except I am the hole
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strawberryginger 路 F
@allygator18 I think it's too late for that. And the usuals are busy.
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