Birthday present

So, my birthday is this upcoming Monday. Today, the wife said that, while she was out shopping, she got me another birthday gift (yes, there have been gifts; no, the wife isn't good at lining up with the actual dates for this sort of thing), even though she had said the last one was the last. She also said, "And I didn't get one for myself, because I don't need one."

I am both curious and horrified. Now, keep in mind, in the 22 years we've been married, the wife has never, ever, given me a gift of anything that I particularly wanted or needed. Rather, her idea of a good gift is something that she would enjoy giving you. Or something she wanted for herself. Not to say that she hasn't given me nice gifts. They're often just, you know, eccentric, let's say.

So, what could this latest gift be? Place your guesses below, and the person who comes closest to guessing the thing will receive some sort of gift from me.

Please, no wagering.