For some reason, I'll have this urge to hump giant teddy bears.

Buy me one, I'll be humping it. I don't see how these teens and women have a gigantic teddy bear sitting on their bed and they thinks it cute and nothing else. Yeah, I'll think it's cute, but I'll end up humping it.
Then I'll most likely use it as a back rest or sometimes a pillow when I fall asleep on it.