I need a new roster of dirty jokes

And not so dirty jokes, too, but mainly the foulest, most disturbingly black humor available.

My friends and I have taken to just giving the jokes a number and calling that out instead of telling the whole joke. The MacGregor joke is number 1.

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

*choking noises*

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

@CountScrofula OK. That one goes on the list as number 237. First new one in ages.

Poppies · 61-69, F

@CountScrofula My friend said, "Where's the other one?"

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me.

Lowkey · 22-25, M

How many calories are there from eating pussy?
Depends which way she wipes......

DunningKruger · 61-69, M

@Lowkey Ewww. But also, 🤣

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