If I get offended I understand its my fault..

Grow a thick skin. I didn't think I could until I started doing these things: not take things personally and don't let others get to you. Remember everyone eventually gets rejected. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and move on. Don't focus on yourself too much or you'll dwell on your shortcomings. Stop the self-talk, you can be your own worst enemy. Learn to be patient. Don't be quick to blame. Think about others. You come out the other end a better person, you really do.

Would it offend you if I said you looked stoopid with your three ears?

No?

Why not?

(Because it's not true, and obviously I don't know what I'm talking about.)

So, the next time someone tells you something you find offensive, just tell yourself that "they don't know what they're talking about" and move along (mentally and physically.)

By being inconspicuous and not talking to anyone. In other words, be a ninja.

I do my best of offend everybody ever chance I get