I Have Random Thoughts
Once upon a time, in a small village in England, the people decided to rebel and kidnap the queen of the region and imprison her along with her baby in a tower not far from them. In order to make the queen's eventual liberation, they decided to place two female guards with swords and all, and leather armor to guard the entrance. When the prince arrived with his army to free the queen, they were given the order to kill her before she could be freed.
Luckily, the queen had her cloth pieces whith which she successfully fended against the swords and managed to completely exaust the warriors while they ruthlessly waved their swords at nothing. And so all three fell to the floor, out of breath until one of the two got the crazy idea to start crawling to the bed in an effort to kill... the baby?!?! Luckily, the queen managed to grab the legs of a chair that broke in all the action, beat the life out of the evil guard lady that tired to harm the innocent child. Unexpected plot twist - the other guard lady wakes up, while the queen was beating the other one on the head and goes for those same invincible bed sheets and tries to strangle the queen with them. Forget the swords, they are lying somewhere on the floor, clearly utterly useless in this battle of life and death.
Finally, the prince breaks into the room, stabs through the guard, to which the queen then simply said: "what kept you".
I mean, none of this actually happened, but some psychopatic jerk actually thought up, sat down and wrote this scenario for a show of equal quality - "The Vikings".
Article translated from Serbian
Luckily, the queen had her cloth pieces whith which she successfully fended against the swords and managed to completely exaust the warriors while they ruthlessly waved their swords at nothing. And so all three fell to the floor, out of breath until one of the two got the crazy idea to start crawling to the bed in an effort to kill... the baby?!?! Luckily, the queen managed to grab the legs of a chair that broke in all the action, beat the life out of the evil guard lady that tired to harm the innocent child. Unexpected plot twist - the other guard lady wakes up, while the queen was beating the other one on the head and goes for those same invincible bed sheets and tries to strangle the queen with them. Forget the swords, they are lying somewhere on the floor, clearly utterly useless in this battle of life and death.
Finally, the prince breaks into the room, stabs through the guard, to which the queen then simply said: "what kept you".
I mean, none of this actually happened, but some psychopatic jerk actually thought up, sat down and wrote this scenario for a show of equal quality - "The Vikings".
Article translated from Serbian
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