Stupid questions to ask and who can answer them
1. If a penguin wore tiny sunglasses, would it become instantly more chaotic or just slightly sassier?
2. If your toaster could text you, what passive-aggressive message would it send after you burn the bagel?
3. Would a herd of invisible llamas make parking more or less stressful during rush hour?
4. If you could high-five any household appliance, which would be the most emotionally prepared for it?
5. If gravity took a coffee break for five minutes, what’s the first thing you’d float away with?
6. If your left shoe had a secret life as a disco DJ, what song would it close every set with?
7. If you replaced elevator music with motivational speeches by cats, how many promotions would you get?
8. If clouds had Yelp reviews, what one star complaint would they get from birds?
9. If laundry judged you silently, what guilty item would it whisper about when you’re not looking?
10. If your fridge started writing passive aggressive sticky notes, which snack would it publicly shame first?
2. If your toaster could text you, what passive-aggressive message would it send after you burn the bagel?
3. Would a herd of invisible llamas make parking more or less stressful during rush hour?
4. If you could high-five any household appliance, which would be the most emotionally prepared for it?
5. If gravity took a coffee break for five minutes, what’s the first thing you’d float away with?
6. If your left shoe had a secret life as a disco DJ, what song would it close every set with?
7. If you replaced elevator music with motivational speeches by cats, how many promotions would you get?
8. If clouds had Yelp reviews, what one star complaint would they get from birds?
9. If laundry judged you silently, what guilty item would it whisper about when you’re not looking?
10. If your fridge started writing passive aggressive sticky notes, which snack would it publicly shame first?
