Can somebody please tell me how I am still walking after I stubbed my toe??

kick the door with your other foot, and say to it, how do you like it

Want me to carry you?

I guess your piggy screamed OUCH

Did you swear like a sailor??

at least you've never walked into a wall with a full erection and broke your nose

I once stepped on a rusty nail through my boot back then.
I was working clearing out the trash and bushes.
It was like three years ago. I got a tecna shot afterwards.

Ouch! 🤕

It's 9:30pm and it still hurts.🥺

Now that's a war wound...don't you need and IV with morphine flowing?

Rude! It could at least said sorry.

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