So, NAKED RUNNING is a thing.

Hahaha.. my mom used to run a lot of marathons. Every marathon has the places where the SLR cameras are set up and they take pictures of everyone as they run by. Then they send you a proof of your pic after the race for you to buy if you want, ..or maybe it's included with the registration fees..

It's not always obvious where the cameras are set up and one year, my mom got her action photo and it happened to be when one of those naked runners was passing her.

It looked like a baby's arm holding an apple caught in mid wiggle (because of course it did. That's not the sort of thing tiny Tim is going to indulge in). The look on my moms face was priceless. It was like, "hey, had i known that was chasing me, maybe I wouldn't have been running so fast.." ..and i bet that was the fastest she'd ever finished as she broke stride to keep up

Good to know in the wintertime!!

Just a small problem I assume

Gravity tells me to walk.