Relationship Tip: If your partner is upset with you, simply tell her that you'll buy her some crayons if she wants to keep acting like a child.

Can confirm. This worked with my 2nd wife.

My mom likes coloring these days

:) any child references, like "Grow up!", "Quit acting like a child.", etc.... have never been shown to do anything but make things worst Except when you are talking to yourself and no one else can hear you..

Does that work as well as, "You sound just like your mother?"

What about a compromise with a crayon scented candle?

But what if she wants to borrow my crayons?

It better be the big pack with the built on sharpener

Does that work when you reverse the genders, too???