This recipe calls for onions and I have to grate them!

Get naked so your clothes don`t pick up the onion smell. 😬

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Wear goggles 🤷🏻‍♂️

Notice how some ppl put onion in everything…

I’ll do it if I get to have some..

Use a food processor.

I wear swimming goggles.

White and red onions don’t bother me at all. Only the yellow onions

There are any number of "remedies" for this. Some swear by putting a stainless steel teaspoon in your mouth while you do it, other just peel them in a bowl of water.

Run them under water (maybe in a strainer?) wherever possible...

Hold water in your mouth

Swimming goggles 🥴💕

If you have a small rotary fan, put on the counter pointing to the overhead stove vent, then grate the onion in between them, the fan blows the fumes away while the vent sucks them up.