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JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
My cat knocked over my cocktail a little while ago

SageWanderer · 70-79, M
Milk. Trying to control a gallon jug adding milk to my coffee.
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@FoxyGoddess I shouldn’t laugh, plenty of slips in my life with smaller vessels.
FoxyGoddess · 51-55, F
@SageWanderer It's all good! I laughed at myself too lol
SageWanderer · 70-79, M
@FoxyGoddess As Jimmy Buffett sings;
🎼If we couldn’t laugh
We would all go insane!
Gibbon · 70-79, M
Chicken noodle soup. On my fresh new t-shirt 😭
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Gibbon woo that’s no good! We hate that soup now.
Gibbon · 70-79, M
@BlameBrett No I have different varieties of it. I just changed the shirt after a fair amount of cussing
Sapio · 51-55, M
Coffee whwn I dropped my Yeti tumbler.
Travelbug · 56-60, F
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Travelbug Hope it wasn’t hot tea.
Sutten · 41-45, F
@Travelbug Real tea or gossip. 😀
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@rebelsoul Hope you spilled them in a safe place.
rebelsoul · M
@BlameBrett Oh definitely
SUPERVlXEN · F
Drool on my pillow. lol

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BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@SUPERVlXEN glad to see you haven’t changed in alll these years. Of course it’s drool on your pillow 🙃 lol
SUPERVlXEN · F
@BlameBrett
I’m satisfied you still like my humor 😌
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@SUPERVlXEN I get you : )
Filling the lawn tractor. some gasoline, & a bit of oil.
Maybe some of my own secrets. I like a little dirty quid pro quo when I can get it. 😏🤷🏾
SpectralMourning · 46-50, M
I’ve never spilled anything. It’s sort of my super power.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@SpectralMourning at your ancient age not spilled one thing yet? You are a super hero.
SpectralMourning · 46-50, M
@BlameBrett Yes. Once I was on a train and it derailed. Everyone died except for me. I was left horribly mangled but not a single drop of my orange juice left the glass. And they found the glass upside down.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@SpectralMourning oh yeah? Well once I was on a plane and it didn’t crash and no one spilled their drink but me so I’m kind of a super hero too.
swirlie · 31-35, F
swirlie · 31-35, F
@BlameBrett
Too late.... the damage has been done.
@swirlie not you.
Softy1 · M
@swirlie on who?
GoFish ·
coffee with milk
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@GoFish not the precious coffee!
GoFish ·
@BlameBrett i just barely spilled any lol
Adrift · 61-69, F
Cloud7593 · 51-55, F
I accidentally knocked over my coworker's energy drink.
Cloud7593 · 51-55, F
@BlameBrett It was sitting on the edge and I walked by quickly and accidentally knocked it off with my hip.
swirlie · 31-35, F
@Cloud7593
..how the heck wide are your hips that they could knock someone's drink off their goddamn desk, ffs's! What the hell is that about?
Cloud7593 · 51-55, F
@swirlie Why do you have such an attitude? Way over the top anger you have
Teirdalin · 31-35
I forgot I filled my cup with sparkling water and I smacked it by accident spilling water all over the counter.
Softy1 · M
It has been so long since I spilled anything I can’t remember
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
I spilled a bunch of fries. I didn't cry. I just laughed and said, well, for F8cks sake
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
@BlameBrett Oh no. I plan to get it someplace that makes it right
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@WanderingHelplessly yess I’d suggest the best place to get it but it’s too local to my town and not trying to give away exactly where I live : )
WanderingHelplessly · 51-55, M
@BlameBrett I understand completely
Ducky · 31-35, F
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
A bit of flour.
swirlie · 31-35, F
@CrazyMusicLover
...and of course you stepped in it and tracked it all over the house, right?
CrazyMusicLover · 31-35
@swirlie Nah, just spilled a bit on the stove when making cream sauce thicker.
A cup of coffee, taking it out of the microwave. More like dropping than spilling.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Sojournersoul Hope you had more coffee, I’d lose my mind if spilled my only cup of coffee in the morning.
@BlameBrett more coffee and needed a new cup too. Lol
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@beermeplease Nooooo! Don’t spill the beans!
oh. right. it was expoy type stuff. resin and hardener. dumb little side project.
BlameBrett · 46-50, F
@Neuman side projects are never dumb IMO.
@BlameBrett well. it didn't work nearly as well as I'd hoped. the intent was some halloweeny sorts of 'crow tokens' (crows are known to fly off with things they find interesting. often shiny coins or weird little odds and ends) - these ended up closer to the consistency of gummy worms rather than a hard plastic that I'd aimed for.
Musicman · 61-69, M
A glass of water.

 
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