Are you one of those blokes who thinks every woman who’s polite is flirting with you, or every bit of friendliness means someone’s sexually into you?

There are more of those types then there aren't

No. I just wish it were true.

I’m just trying to make it out alive

I tend to get suspicious initially.

These sort of people scare me... I'm nice to everyone indiscriminately and sometimes it backfires because of this very thing. Mostly in person. I'm very smiley, bubbley and warm naturally.