Robot
Ontheroad · M
My stepdaughter painted the bathroom with peanut butter - the walls, commode, sink and peanut butter footprints all over the floor.
She is a Downs Syndrome child and when she'd been to long and too quite in the bathroom, I knocked on the door, called her name and she opened the door - with a huge smile on her face showing me with pride, her "artwork".
Just cleaning it up took a couple of hours - not to mention having to degrease the walls, prime and paint them.
She is a Downs Syndrome child and when she'd been to long and too quite in the bathroom, I knocked on the door, called her name and she opened the door - with a huge smile on her face showing me with pride, her "artwork".
Just cleaning it up took a couple of hours - not to mention having to degrease the walls, prime and paint them.
PatientlyWaiting25 · 46-50, F
WillaKissing · 61-69, M
My Divorce! I remember it so much so that I swore never to marry ever again!
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OhPuhleeze · New
Ontheroad · M
@OhPuhleeze I remember those things - when when they ran right it was a messy business, but at the time, every office had at least one of them.
Bleak · 36-40, F
Whenever my nephews visited, my house instantly turned into a war zone. Toys everywhere, cushions upside down, and chaos in every corner. They arrived like a full battalion on a mission to test my patience.
If you ever want to punish your enemy, skip the arguments, just let my nephews loose in their living room.
If you ever want to punish your enemy, skip the arguments, just let my nephews loose in their living room.
HumanEarth · F
When my kids got into a food fight 3, 5, 6 and 10 at the time. I couldn't be mad. I joined in
XxBlahxX · F
I had just bought a new car, like 0 miles on it. My friends decided to go out and drink the night . We got drunk and ..I got in my car and as I was driving I threw up all over the steering wheel, the dash board,myself , the ceiling etc....it was bad. I had to take it somewhere and get it detailed the next day and paid extra . I never did they shit again tho
BrandNewMan · 61-69, M
Boeing · 36-40
I'm drunk, returning home barefoot and I step on a glass, in Bologna, at 25 years old. I enter the apartment I was sharing with a Japanese and a Polish housemates late at night, I leave a massive stain of blood through the corridor into the bathtub, where I washed my foot with some expensive Polish vodka.
I went to sleep as I was almost fainting but woke up to an absolutely clean house 😳
A memorable mess I had to clean up. But plot twist - I didn't !! LOL
I went to sleep as I was almost fainting but woke up to an absolutely clean house 😳
A memorable mess I had to clean up. But plot twist - I didn't !! LOL
GoFish ·
rather not think about it most of them involve literal shit.. the worst most traumatic one was one i didn't clean up as it was in a rest area bathroom where someone had smeared blood and **** on the stall wall.. beyond gross idk what kinda sicko does that 😳
FreeLittleBird · F