How long would it take you to cut your lawn with scissors?

I'd kill the grass first and paint it purple before I'd cut it with scissors

9 years, I'd be taking breaks!!

0 seconds... I pay the landlord for lawn maintenance and can't opt out.

I'll ask the crew who cuts it😁

6 months

Literally no time at all. That's one perk of not having a lawn. 😌

It would never end, since by the time I would get to the end, the beginning would need it again.

5 days?

it takes long enough to cut a small section with a weed wacker never mind scissors i half a half acer but about half if it is woods