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Swoop62 · M
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire but I would if he wasn't.
Thodsis · 51-55, M
@Swoop62 Superb!
Swoop62 · M
@Thodsis Hey thanks, of course the first part has been around forever I guess but added the second part.

OlderSometimesWiser · F Best Comment
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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@OlderSometimesWiser I think George Carlin quoted that and I love it
@SW-User That is correct. 👍
Quimliqer · 70-79, MVIP
Very profound!!
GoFish ·
my dad had many fav quotes
We’re gunna need a bigger boat - Chief Brody
"We're all self-made, but only the successful will admit it" - A. E. Neuman
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@rinkydinkydoink I agree love the guy
@SW-User

Funny as well as being spot on, that guy :D
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@rinkydinkydoink Amen to that
Cooper · 61-69, M
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson
marrowengine · 36-40, F
Oh there's a lot of quotes, I can't pick favorites.

“today I’m myself and tomorrow no one can find me, not even I myself, because you’re what you are only for as long as the disguise lasts.”
― José Donoso, The Obscene Bird of Night



"There, there, you're not always necessarily you" - Dempow Torishima, Sisyphean



“Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"

"I give."

"You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
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@marrowengine I love these
faery · F
I'm sure I have several, but I can never remember any. Probably would be much better off if I could...

I like yours, it's so true.
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@faery Thank you I think so too
redredred · M
“Never blame on malice what stupidity adequately explains” Mark Twain
“A man is only as important as the things that concern him” Marcus Aurelius
Thodsis · 51-55, M
'It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out'.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
"Life is a quivering cesspool of doom and despair, but all things considered, it still beats the alternative."
@DunningKruger It certainly gets me through the tough times!
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moonlightlullaby · 46-50, F
Life isn't measured by the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away
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@moonlightlullaby I love that one too
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
eyeno · M
What you can't get out of, get into (work, etc.,.).
eyeno

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@eyeno Nice
Penny · 46-50, F
"luck is being prepared for opportunity when it comes" unknown
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@Penny Nice quote
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