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Swoop62 · M
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire but I would if he wasn't.
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

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@OlderSometimesWiser I think George Carlin quoted that and I love it
@SW-User That is correct. 👍
GoFish ·
my dad had many fav quotes
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
We’re gunna need a bigger boat - Chief Brody
rinkydinkydoink · M
"We're all self-made, but only the successful will admit it" - A. E. Neuman
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@rinkydinkydoink I agree love the guy
rinkydinkydoink · M
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Funny as well as being spot on, that guy :D
Funny as well as being spot on, that guy :D

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@rinkydinkydoink Amen to that
Cooper · 61-69, M
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson
― Hunter S. Thompson
marrowengine · 36-40, F
Oh there's a lot of quotes, I can't pick favorites.
“today I’m myself and tomorrow no one can find me, not even I myself, because you’re what you are only for as long as the disguise lasts.”
― José Donoso, The Obscene Bird of Night
"There, there, you're not always necessarily you" - Dempow Torishima, Sisyphean
“Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"
"I give."
"You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest
“today I’m myself and tomorrow no one can find me, not even I myself, because you’re what you are only for as long as the disguise lasts.”
― José Donoso, The Obscene Bird of Night
"There, there, you're not always necessarily you" - Dempow Torishima, Sisyphean
“Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?"
"I give."
"You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.”
― David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

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@marrowengine I love these
faery · F
I'm sure I have several, but I can never remember any. Probably would be much better off if I could...
I like yours, it's so true.
I like yours, it's so true.

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@faery Thank you I think so too
redredred · M
“Never blame on malice what stupidity adequately explains” Mark Twain
“A man is only as important as the things that concern him” Marcus Aurelius
“A man is only as important as the things that concern him” Marcus Aurelius
Thodsis · 51-55, M
'It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out'.
DunningKruger · 61-69, M
"Life is a quivering cesspool of doom and despair, but all things considered, it still beats the alternative."
LamontCranston · M
@DunningKruger It certainly gets me through the tough times!
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moonlightlullaby · 46-50, F
Life isn't measured by the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away

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@moonlightlullaby I love that one too
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"
eyeno · M
What you can't get out of, get into (work, etc.,.).
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@eyeno Nice
Penny · 46-50, F
"luck is being prepared for opportunity when it comes" unknown

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@Penny Nice quote
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