Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

Very profound!!

my dad had many fav quotes

We’re gunna need a bigger boat - Chief Brody

"We're all self-made, but only the successful will admit it" - A. E. Neuman

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
― Hunter S. Thompson

I'm sure I have several, but I can never remember any. Probably would be much better off if I could...

I like yours, it's so true.

“Never blame on malice what stupidity adequately explains” Mark Twain
“A man is only as important as the things that concern him” Marcus Aurelius

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire but I would if he wasn't.

'It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out'.

"Life is a quivering cesspool of doom and despair, but all things considered, it still beats the alternative."

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind"

What you can't get out of, get into (work, etc.,.).
eyeno

"luck is being prepared for opportunity when it comes" unknown