Would you still talk to me if I was Amish?

My great grandmother was very close with an Amish family. They used to bring us fresh milk and always came to sing Christmas carols. An Amish farm is where I went fishing for the first time. So, yes.

You wouldn't talk to us, bc the Amish reject tech.

You could be a Mennonite, I think.

Or if you need anti-perspirant, you could be a Mennen-ite...

I pretty much talk to everyone.

I don't discriminate against the Amish.. i think they are cool

Of course

I grew up talking to people that went against everything I ever stood for. Amish is literally nothing.

Lol hmmm. There might be better places to go. There are reason people born there leave. Theyre pretty strict with their rules.

Will you make me the good butter?

Yes and like you. You're not like the rest glued on their faces

Of course, but how will this happen- Us talking?

Would you still be using the interwebs?

No, we won't because you'll have to give up your phone and the Internet.

Would you build me some baller rustic furniture?