What excuse haven't you used yet if you can't or don't want to go to work?

Would you believe I have actually had to call in for…

My dog just got sprayed by a skunk

AND

My friend’s bull got out and I have to go help her get him off the highway because her hubs is out of town.

Never doubt a call in. Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction! 🤣

Never really needed to make an excuse. Just an: 'I'm not available that day'

Best thing about a new job?
All your grandparents are alive again…

The cat is out of gas and the dog has a flat tire.

I keep it real.

If I need it, I ask.

If I'm sick, I'm sick.

Give and take though.

If I can cover or come in early, I do.

It’s easier to just work unless you’re dying. I hate writing relief notes

I haven’t used too many excuses other than blaming it on the kids or the pets, but my husband has told his employer that my mother has died four times. Literally. My mother in law passed away. I need a day off to go to the funeral. She’s been dead ten years and he’s still used that excuse ! Lmao

My cats on some new meds…I gotta watch her for 24..No wait 48 hrs. So tomorrows not looking good either.

I don’t call out unless I feel I’d be legitimately contagious to others.

I don't give any excuse because i don't get paid when i miss time

Kind of how I've been feeling lately. We'll get thru this.

I believed you loved work !

My cat is depressed.

We're they married?

My girlfriend broke a Toenail

I just don't go in