ThatGuyinHeels · 31-35, M
You. Let’s fight.
Tarnished · 26-30, M
@ThatGuyinHeels ThatGuyinHeels cockily strides into the arena with his trusty heels and the crowd erupts in excitement. His opponent awaits in fear for the match to start. No one knows ThatGuyinHeels' true name, and it is rumored he would only tell whoever bests him. The Tarnished one has quickly gained notoriety as a challenger to unseat ThatGuyinHeels, but he knows deep down he may just be outclassed by the man in stylish heels. The horn blares its piercing note to begin the match and both champion and challenger slowly and methodically close the distance, eying each other down, searching for openings. A small exchange of blows come out and the crowd goes silent as they focus hard on the lightning fast exchange, before cheering loudly at such a marvelous beginning. ThatGuyinHeels is quickly forced on to the defensive, surprising the crowd, but Tarnished knows that there still isn't any openings to land a clean blow. ThatGuyinHeels still has a calm, if not bored, expression while he allows the challenger to try to hit him. Soon Tarnished sees an opening finally his eyes light up at the sight of victory as quickly strikes into it! Only for the champion to smirk as he reveals his deft trap. Overextended, Tarnished has no hope to defend himself as ThatGuyinHeels strikes him in the head with a swift kick from his right sharp heel. It cuts through the skull like butter, killing the challenger instantly. The crowd roars in admiration for the champion, as he nonchalantly gazes over his handiwork, and walks out as cockily as he came in. Still waiting for someone to truly be a real challenge for him. ThatGuyinHeels is the victor.
HumanEarth · F
I take anybody to build a car faster then me
Tarnished · 26-30, M
@HumanEarth HumanEarth appears in front of his project's metal husk, empty and waiting for his well practiced hands to build it anew. He looks past his unfinished masterpiece over at his rival, an Italian man named Luigi. Luigi is just as near as good HumanEarth, but he doesn't know this car like HumanEarth does. HumanEarth has spent every waking moment in preparation, building and tearing apart the car he practiced on for weeks on End. The starting gun is fired, and HumanEarth easily takes the lead over Luigi, and within the second hour, he has finished his Mona Lisa. Luigi never stood a chance, thus frightened he awaits his demise, for those who fail to win must perish. HumanEarth is victorious.
mindstruggle · F
Nah, I’ll just cheer on the side.
Tarnished · 26-30, M
@mindstruggle Mindstruggle cheers for their chosen champion. Little do they know their power of belief changes the outcome of the matches, always causing their champion to be victorious against impossible odds.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
You
Tarnished · 26-30, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I ready my shield, while you pull out a secret weapon and three loud bangs fill the arena. I drop my shield in shock as the rounds pass easily through, slaying me. Prettybratbi1tch is the victor.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Tarnished that's right sweetie I'm unbeatable
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CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M
@SW-User Is that only because we have the same device on our respective ships, which essentially assures our immortality?
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Tarnished · 26-30, M
@SW-User James summons his roman legions to the battlefield and march forward slowly. Little does he know, Blackthorne has laced the battleground with plague rats, and his legionaries succumb to skin-rotting disease. Tiberius is immune and finds Blackthorne surrounded by a murder of crows. The two battle, and Tiberius barely uses the power of the Ceasar to slide his gladius inbetween Blackthornes ribs. JamesTiberiusTroll is the victor.
DerSilberneKonig1 · 22-25, M
Tarnished · 26-30, M
@DerSilberneKonig1 DerSilberneKonig1 suddenly wakes up in a giant glass dome arena, surrounded by 100s of thousands of spectators. The bloodsport of cloning prisoners and making them fight their clones has another match today. The show runners wipe the memory of the original, and implant the same memories into him as their clones. They all think they're the real one, and only the winner gets the memories returned. It's an internationally-watched event and the most popular show on the net, with over 75% of the global population tuning in, excited to see how different the clones will act and improvise in order to be the last one standing. The arena quickly terraforms itself around the combatants, offering a myriad of different ways and weapons to fight and try to gain an advantage with. DerSilberneKonig1 sees a handgun and some ammo equidistant between him and a clone, and the clone is looking at it and him as well. Who will manage to make it to the weapon first? "Begin!", as the announcers voice barely finishes before DerSilberneKonig1 takes off at a dead sprint for the gun, feeling his restraints release him. The other DerSilberneKonig1 is somehow faster and close to the gun, but quickly tripped and lost his balance, allowing our DerSilberneKonig1 to reach the gun and quickly use it to execute the clone while he's sprawled out upon the ground. His immediate area secure, he heads off towards the sounds of clanging instead of the distant gun shots, as it's much easier to kill someone who's only using a close range weapon. After hours of fighting tooth and nail, DerSilberneKonig1 is the last one standing. He regains his memories and is freed from his prison sentence. In the depths of his mind, he just can't shake the feeling of being uncertain about whether or not he is really DerSilberneKonig1, or a cheap copy of the original with their stolen memories. DerSilberneKonig1 is victorious...?
DerSilberneKonig1 · 22-25, M
@Tarnished Thats pretty awesome lol
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Tarnished · 26-30, M
@UnderLockDown LockDown's grand military might, comprised of only kittens mind you, stands at the ready, their fur bristled from the distant howls as the dog army sallies forth for battle. Claw and tooth are locked in a deadly embrace as the battle lines are joined. The hisses and growls of the two eternal foes ring across the field. LockDown's a strategic genius though, and uses his hidden cavalry to hit the exposed flanks of the dogs. The riders being kittens on their trusty steeds which are just large kittens. The dogs are quickly broken and routed because of this tactical maneuver. UnderLockDown is victorious and shows the cat supremacy.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Please , a useless Liverpool supporter who uses drugs, would never work, a sheep shagger from Wales and a racist cvnt
smiler2012 · 61-69
@nedkelly 🥵think by that description that rules both soossie and me out then ned 😆
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