If you could have a third ear, where would you put it?

On my foot

On my forehead. Yes, thats the space for the final front ear.

Back of my head because my wife tends to talk to me when I am walking away, and I have no idea what she is saying.

Not on my body.
I’d leave it hidden somewhere so I can listen in.

On my feet. I was once told to keep my ears close to the ground. Scout days.

back of my neck. hidden behind my hair and I can hear from three directions now.

On the palm of my left hand

Paris.

Back of my head.

On my mons pubis.

Hide it on the back of my neck

Right next to my third nipple..

I don’t want it. I’m a freak already.
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In my underwear so I can appreciate my farts.

Obviously butthole