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Confusion?
You gave me confusion.
It has to be said ...not a fan . 👀
You gave me confusion.
It has to be said ...not a fan . 👀
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
@thinkingoutloud Right?!!
Best answer!!
Best answer!!
thinkingoutloud · F
@NewBeginnings7790 I second the best answer. That would compensate me for the confusion. 😂
Temporallube · M
@thinkingoutloud it was the best gift I could give you 🥺
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
I'd better not need a course of antibiotics!
Temporallube · M
@AntisocialTroll does a flu shot and Neosporin count? 🤔
Starchild1983 · 41-45, F
The antibiotics aren’t strong enough 😒
Temporallube · M
@Starchild1983 we can do an incantation around stonehenge and call on the gods of fertility 😳
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
It itches
Temporallube · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Oh what’s really gonna bake your noodle is when it scratches
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
Erhm.. I love it.. Do you happen to have the reciept? Cause.. uhm.. I wanna know where you got it 😇
Temporallube · M
@BarbossasHusband it was mail order from Kazakhstan 😳
BarbossasHusband · 36-40, M
@Temporallube oh.. well.. It's certainly a unique gift.
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
I put it in that place where I put that other thing you gave me that one time.
joe438 · 61-69, M
The smell gets worse as it sits.
Temporallube · M
joe438 · 61-69, M
@Temporallube It's scaring the plants out of their seed cases so I guess it works. Thanks!
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Porn store says you stole it!
Temporallube · M
@hunkalove hey! I just borrowed it unknowingly 🤨
BizSuitStacy · M
Can penicillin fix it?
Temporallube · M
@BizSuitStacy yes, but wait til I bring you the wild Arnooki beast and the third claw of a breeding Harpy.
That works better at midnight
That works better at midnight
NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F
Where?
Temporallube · M
@NewBeginnings7790 over there where I left it for you. 🤨
travelguy01 · 41-45, M
I gave it to my dog
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Hanginginthere · 31-35, M
A headache? I’m annoyed
Temporallube · M
@Hanginginthere bro, I shook your head hard because it connects with your money shakras 🤨
Lilnonames · F
the batteries died
Temporallube · M
@Lilnonames you thought they were going to last more than a year? 🤨
It caught on fire
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
@NativePortlander1970 Even the Hot Wheels version of the Pinto does that, eh? 😂
@Zaphod42 Yep
Temporallube · M
@NativePortlander1970 they told me it wasn’t flammable, most of the times 😒