This dude I used to work with would go on and on about this one-legged dog

And how the mean kids would always be throwing it up into the barn loft. But then he'd be like "It wasn't really a one legged dog, it was really just a head and a tail!" And then our bullshitting session would begin, and we would try to out-bullshit the other. Yes, this is the company I keep.

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stratosranger · M

So this is why it’s been two thousand and 22 years since you made your last official appearance. You’re goofing off with some other demigod and doing ‘shrooms. But I’m not judging here. Your last trip ended with a whole lot whip/bleed/ow and hands that can be used as slide whistles, then three days in Hell. I’d be in no hurry either.

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@stratosranger Im dying hahahahahaha!!

stratosranger · M

Yup. Dying and resurrecting is definitely your gig. But I wouldn’t try it today. Way too many people would think you’re a zombie from Walking Dead rising out of the tomb. And for some reason those same folks are ALWAYS armed with a shotgun. @SpaceJesus

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@stratosranger Yah that would end the festivities rather quickly if someone gunned me down in the middle of Times Square