This dude I used to work with would go on and on about this one-legged dog

And how the mean kids would always be throwing it up into the barn loft. But then he'd be like "It wasn't really a one legged dog, it was really just a head and a tail!" And then our bullshitting session would begin, and we would try to out-bullshit the other. Yes, this is the company I keep.

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Miram · 31-35, F

My story is better. It got action and horror.

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@Miram My story is rated G, and appeals to the wider demographic. We'll see who brings the ticket sales in, sunshine ;)

Miram · 31-35, F

@SpaceJesus aren't you tired of losing against the sunshine?

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@Miram 😔You'll rue the day!!

mysteryespresso

Sad

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@mysteryespresso Why sad? There was no one legged dog, thankfully. It was just a story that he made up to initiate the bullshitting

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

I was thinking it was just the head of the dog.

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@Dainbramadge As the story evolves, it might end up becoming just that

Dainbramadge · 56-60, M

@SpaceJesus " Hey I was just kidding about the one legged dog getting tossed in the loft. It was just his head."
Yeah. I can see the story going there. LOL

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Who needs Comedy shows when you got people like that around you

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@cherokeepatti Hahaha Exactly! This dude was a riot

stratosranger · M

So this is why it’s been two thousand and 22 years since you made your last official appearance. You’re goofing off with some other demigod and doing ‘shrooms. But I’m not judging here. Your last trip ended with a whole lot whip/bleed/ow and hands that can be used as slide whistles, then three days in Hell. I’d be in no hurry either.

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@stratosranger Im dying hahahahahaha!!

stratosranger · M

Yup. Dying and resurrecting is definitely your gig. But I wouldn’t try it today. Way too many people would think you’re a zombie from Walking Dead rising out of the tomb. And for some reason those same folks are ALWAYS armed with a shotgun. @SpaceJesus

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@stratosranger Yah that would end the festivities rather quickly if someone gunned me down in the middle of Times Square

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