if i wash the dishes twice, will they know i’m sorry?

@Guardian no the dishes

@attyhenrytuason dishes are people too

@DunningKruger i went out of town and left the in the cupboard

@Maya15 I'm Sure They'll Forgive You

@ticklerguy i hope so

@Maya15 Why Wouldn't They?

@oldguy73 they're already clean

@Matt85 that's a generalization. my dishes have feelings.

@Maya15 https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/guides-to-support-and-services/seeking-help-for-a-mental-health-problem/where-to-start/

@Matt85 obviously a virus

@fun4us2b i was afraid of that

@basilfawlty89 that's mean

@Maya15 no, it's tradition!

Opa!

@jshm2 my dishes aren't judgmental. they're conservatives. i think i just hurt their feelings.