Tell me a story.. something funny that happened to you, or happy, something from your past?

Right before my divorce we made a last ditch effort to try and save the marriage by going to Colorado on a hiking trip. Went to the Royal Gorge. So amazingly beautiful.

He's experienced as was guide. I am not. Was a rough hike in and out ( didn't think I'd make it back out) anyway lol

I was clumsy. Stumbling on loose dirt and rock. Kept stumbling into cactus. The guide kept having to pull the spines outa my ass 😂 we got to this water crossing at bottom where we were going to cool off. Was 100 degrees. Also to eat and fish, but first had to cross through this fast moving part. I almost got washed away couple times. The guide just looped his hand in back my pants and gripped, was like c'mon, I'm not letting go. Not losing you. I was so grateful. He kept me upright . Was pretty comical and my ex just shook his head the whole time. I got so sunburnt. Even my ears were sunburned. But i still think was most epic adventure for me

One time after my older sister was married we were staying up a bit late and sitting at the kitchen table with her husband. Talking about stuff after watching Saturday Night Live. I told my sister “Did you know that you can’t squeeze a raw egg without breaking it?” She said “Oh yes I can!” Her husband said “That’s right, you can’t” She said “I’ll show you” and then got up and got a raw egg out of the refrigerator and sat down. She sat down with the egg and cupped both hands around it slowly and started squeezing it and so hard her hands were shaking. It basically exploded in her face and on her hair. Her husband and I both burst out laughing and her face turned red and she started cussing I got up and ran and thought she was going to kill me. My aunt told her to leave me alone because she thought it was so funny that I got burnt from sitting under a sunlamp after she told me to sit under it for 20 minutes (the limit was 5 minutes). 😂😂😂

2 days ago I was chatting with my gf on WhatsApp and then instead of replying to her message saying she missed me and I replied to my guy best friend instead of her and I typed "miss you more" 🤭

He keeps bringing it up and won't let it go 😅

I was 16, my girlfriend had just move and I was home a my partner house. My best friend and his girlfriend were on a date, the stopped by to see if I wanted to ride over to her house as he was taking her home. I knew they wanted me to drive so they could make out in the back seat. Against my better judgment, I agreed and we headed towards her house. There was a fairground a couple of miles from my house and somehow they talked me in to pulling over. I fell asleep in the front seat while they were in the back getting it on, next thing I hear is a loud pounding on my window, I look up and it was a cop. He told me to roll down the window an I had never been so embarrassed in my life.

He saw them in the back with her top off and pants down, here I am in the front by myself and he just laughed. I was so pissed off, the cop told them to get dressed and for me to drive away. I wanted to whip my friends ass right there and then. I don’t even want to know what the cop thought about me.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away called Pennsylvania, my now ex and I stopped for a few items at a grocery store. After paying and the items were bagged, I grabbed the bag, said very loudly "I GOT THE GOODS, RUN!". And I sprinted out of the store.

My ex was embarrassed but laughing as she walked out a minute after me, and told me the cashier turned to everyone that witnessed it and said loudly "he paid! He paid! It's fine, it was a prank!"

When I was in Canada for college, I ended up going to an event that was two bars across from the street from each other. A friend of mine was running the raffle which I ended up winning a giant chocolate Easter egg in. I then proceeded to get very, VERY drunk on Jägermeister and then drunkenly walked around the bar offering people pieces of the egg. Insofar as I can recall, no one took me up on my offer. 🤔

After that, I went to a friend's house and smoked weed for the very first time before watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force until I passed out.

The last time I saw my first female friend we were in a car, her brother was driving, and I tried to get out before unbuckling my seatbelt, they giggled and so did I. Funnier things have happened but not many, I like a pretty banal lifestyle, get stressed too easily.

A few years back, I took my routine bike ride to work. I knew that day there was supposed to be a health inspection.When I get there, it turns out I had just missed the inspection by a hair. Eventually my shift ends and I can finally go home.

On my way back, there's this random piece of plastic sitting in the sidewalk, looking like the back of a credit card. For whatever reason, probably out of curiosity I stop to pick it up. And what do I see on the other side? It's my damn name and my face! I never had my health card the whole time and didn't even know it.

Aw this is a good post. So many funny stories!

i was a bit of a joker/jackass when i was a kid. when i was in grade 5 our teacher was showing us an octopus that was preserved in a jar. at the precise moment she took a sip of her coffee little beerme said in little beerme fashion..."man look at the size of those testicles" ...yep she spat coffee all over her desk 😂

Not in the mood.

Do strange but hilarious dreams count?