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come2gether · 46-50, M
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away called Pennsylvania, my now ex and I stopped for a few items at a grocery store. After paying and the items were bagged, I grabbed the bag, said very loudly "I GOT THE GOODS, RUN!". And I sprinted out of the store.
My ex was embarrassed but laughing as she walked out a minute after me, and told me the cashier turned to everyone that witnessed it and said loudly "he paid! He paid! It's fine, it was a prank!"
My ex was embarrassed but laughing as she walked out a minute after me, and told me the cashier turned to everyone that witnessed it and said loudly "he paid! He paid! It's fine, it was a prank!"