Tell me a story.. something funny that happened to you, or happy, something from your past?

One time after my older sister was married we were staying up a bit late and sitting at the kitchen table with her husband. Talking about stuff after watching Saturday Night Live. I told my sister “Did you know that you can’t squeeze a raw egg without breaking it?” She said “Oh yes I can!” Her husband said “That’s right, you can’t” She said “I’ll show you” and then got up and got a raw egg out of the refrigerator and sat down. She sat down with the egg and cupped both hands around it slowly and started squeezing it and so hard her hands were shaking. It basically exploded in her face and on her hair. Her husband and I both burst out laughing and her face turned red and she started cussing I got up and ran and thought she was going to kill me. My aunt told her to leave me alone because she thought it was so funny that I got burnt from sitting under a sunlamp after she told me to sit under it for 20 minutes (the limit was 5 minutes). 😂😂😂