Simp: a confession
Hi. So if you read the title of this you know what it's about. While I'm still not sure what 'simp' truly means (and am too afraid to look it up at this point), it is true that I tend to be awkwardly 'flirtatious' towards women. I'm not really trying to get anything out of this beyond just trying to be more confident. Sure it's not nearly as good as in real life, but I'm just trying to keep my confidence afloat. It's not meant to be serious at all, and I know it's not going to go anywhere - nor do I want it to. It's just a bit of fun, although if it's uncomfortable then just say so.
This was pointless. Bye.
This was pointless. Bye.