Simp: a confession

Hi. So if you read the title of this you know what it's about. While I'm still not sure what 'simp' truly means (and am too afraid to look it up at this point), it is true that I tend to be awkwardly 'flirtatious' towards women. I'm not really trying to get anything out of this beyond just trying to be more confident. Sure it's not nearly as good as in real life, but I'm just trying to keep my confidence afloat. It's not meant to be serious at all, and I know it's not going to go anywhere - nor do I want it to. It's just a bit of fun, although if it's uncomfortable then just say so.

This was pointless. Bye.

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bookerdana · M

For quicker more snarky definitions go to Urban Dictionary🤨 but its generally too much fawning in the face of little reciprocal interest

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@bookerdana well the reciprocal interest usually isn't there...

SW-User

You're the same as many males here, Extant.

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@SW-User that's probably not surprising

Bananaxx · 31-35

Omg thanks for this post. Hey... I'm a simp 😏

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@Bananaxx for who though? 😏

HootyTheNightOwl

Many men (and some women) are awkward with flirting, to be fair. I suck at flirting, too.

I think as long as you have fun with it and enjoy it, that's all that matters.

Elven · 26-30, F

A simp is someone who gives a girl money and stuff for her attention, even if there is no way she’d ever be interested in him.

You aren’t one from what you describe.

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@Elven well I'm never going to get their attention, but bugger funding their lives.

SW-User

Yes, pointless.

KiwiDan · 31-35, M

@SW-User this place is just somewhere to dump pointless or cathartic nonsense.

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