“Dearest Ms Poot,
I hope this message finds you well
I am here to explore a rather obscure fetish I have that seems to only exist on this website and I see you have an ‘F’ by your profile which means you meet all the criteria for being my partner in this adventure
Do tell me, do you own a flashlight?
If so what size and color is it?
Is it LED based?
What size batteries does it take?
I’m already getting excited at the though of your responses
Hope to hear from you soon🙂”

🖕🏻

I would expect the F gives you a 90% response rate, do I think you'll be ok

I am next line to rule my nation, but becuase of an unfrtunat accidant my funds were put into a trust. I need your help to acess my funds so that I can clame my crown. If you help me with this, I will let you keep part of my vast frtune as thanx. But time is important so reply now. Otherwis illl need to find someone else to trust.

Many people say I am more studly than the likes of which no one has ever seen before

"The treasure is hidden in the-". Gets 'em every time.

I don't do that

I don't really play games.
I don't really try to stand out.
I talk to people I've known for a long time I don't have to do anything to impress.

I'm not. If we're already in conversation on other topics and I have something unrelated to the ongoing conversation I'll ask privately.

I usually just try to ask a question

Its to prevent spam and creeps.

Most of them are saying the most generic thing they can muster. Then getting angry that their messages are being ignored in a sea of other "Hey there, how are you today's" or similar things

usually I don't need to bug people. I suppose I don't often stand out if I do.

i don't often message people and when i do they don't reply either lol