Would you rather work for a franchise company that's everywhere/almost everywhere or a more local place?

@HijabaDabbaDoo: I know how crazy this is going to sound, but... I want to be abducted by aliens.

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial: Why? Whatever for?

@HijabaDabbaDoo: I hate this town. I hate... people. I just want to be taken away to someplace where I... I don't have to worry about finding a job.

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial I feel like this is referencing something. Forgive my uncultured ass. It still captures the essence of my being tho

@HijabaDabbaDoo X-Files. Jose Chung's From Outer Space [S03E20]