If you didn't have a gun or couldn't get to one what would be the next best option for self defense or home protection?

I'd tell them my name is royalblue and I know Alan Capone.

pitbull

I'd stab the fuck out of someone if they came into my house uninvited.

Guns are easy to get

Killer chickens

Thoughts and prayers

I'd call 911 and ask for a cop to stop by, just like everyone else does in every country around the world except the USA.

A punch in the dick.