When was the last time you got slapped on your butt and told, "nice caboose"

@samueltyler2 warmly, it was out of love

@AllycatAD so not exactly a stranger.

@samueltyler2 no, my spouse

@AllycatAD when was the time before that?

@samueltyler2 when we were dating and many times after we were wed

@AllycatAD so was today unusual? how long have you been married?

@samueltyler2 today wasn't unusual,
ten years

@AllycatAD still newly weds. is he a musician?

@samueltyler2 He plays the bass
he was once a pro chef but tired of the in kitchen politics