What would you two do if you switch bodies with a fly?

Flies eat poop, fly around and are annoying, they also are prime food for spiders and birds. Imagine you just learned how to fly and then immediately get stuck in a web, then this massive black monster comes at you super fast, jams its fangs into you paralyzing you instantly, then it sucks some of your juices out and wraps you up for a snack later. You feel every bite, every suck, but cannot move.
Doesn't that sound like fun?
If that doesn't happen right away, then you bumble around until you smell something delicious and head for it, there are lots of other flies here and you land on it, it stinks so good, all warm and juicy and soft and you jamb your face in it to eat some and OMG you are in love.
Next up, are you a boy fly, or a girl fly? The adventure continues.

I saw that movie, it didn't come out well for either one of them.

I'd think "I've seem too many horror movies to think this is gonna end well for me"

I’d be pretty fly for a white guy!

People would be trying to "touch me" more

More likely flee like a flea! 🙃