Hi you’ve reached MommaBear… she can’t come to the phone right now please leave a message after the tone

Hello Momma Bear.
I truly do appreciate and admire your presence here on Similar Worlds dot com.
I look forward to more of your questions and answers here as time moves on.
You are special.
Thank you once and again.
Enjoy your day. ☺

If you complain to my daughter that her voicemail is full, she will say, “It wouldn’t BE full if people didn’t keep calling and leaving messages.”

I'll have to try that one sometime😂

Momma call me back right now we’re going out Saturday night. Get a sitter

Hello, (your name)
We have been trying to reach you about your extended car warrantee

I know you're there, pick up right now. 😁

Please return this call as soon as possible.

*click*

Stuck up on the fridge again and can't get to the phone, huh?

You know that kind of messages you're gonna get now. Should I go on guard and bite anyone that doesn't deserve to talk to you?

This is abc collection agency. All information is used to collect a debt.
👀😂