What's a childrens story that doesn't actually make sense?

I'll start: The tortoise and the hare.

It teaches children it's ok to be slow if the faster ones are lazy and or too confident for their own good.

Also: The ugly duckling.

It's ok if you're an ugly kid, cause you'll be beautiful when you grow up, and that's all that matters.

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Donotfolowme · 51-55, F

Slow and steady wins the race as they say instead of teaching to be faster and smarter. It's not a proven fact that if someone is faster at their job they would surely not be able to maintain.
And you only win once the most important part is to sustain. What if you win today and can't carry on next week, what should that be called Loose motion.