I was at work one night and saw this big cockroach on it's back slowly dying.

Oh girl nope you definitely did the right thing nope I also work at a couple of hospitals id have ignored it also to say the least

I'd have done the same if I were in your position.

It's ok. He was uninsured.

CPR would be appropriate. Cockroach pulmonary resuscitation

That was Jane Fonda doing her exercises

They can live without their heads attached for a period of time supposedly. Can your patients do that? And whats a cockroach doing in a hospital setting?

Hell, I would too!🤣