I was at work one night and saw this big cockroach on it's back slowly dying.

Oh girl nope you definitely did the right thing nope I also work at a couple of hospitals id have ignored it also to say the least

CPR would be appropriate. Cockroach pulmonary resuscitation

I'd have done the same if I were in your position.

Hell, I would too!🤣

They can live without their heads attached for a period of time supposedly. Can your patients do that? And whats a cockroach doing in a hospital setting?

It's ok. He was uninsured.

That was Jane Fonda doing her exercises