I hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself”

“Should I include my mental health history and childhood trauma ? Or do you want just the superficial things about me ? 🤔”

Same! Ugh, it instantly puts me off.
It's lazy, and they want to draw their own conclusions and not put in the effort to truly get to know you.

Exactly. I’m not an extroverted idiot that blabs 24/7 so ask a precise question

Depends on when they ask it... if it's the first thing out of their mouth then yeah, lame.

do you remember where all of the bodies were buried?

Your favorite color to purchase for your drug of choice?

That question reminds me of a scene in the movie anger management

Favorite animal to feed cupcakes to

I know, right? Do I start with the fact that I'm an energy vampire, or being a furry, or should I start by talking about my favorite video games?