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My best friend and I have a pact that if we’re both single by 35, we’ll hunt each other for sport

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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
I Love this. We should expand this on a societal level.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine Yeah!!! It'll give all those incels something to work toward.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse The Incel Hunger Games - straight to Pay Per View.

Last incel standing gets a night with some Twitch Thot.

Peak neoliberal degeneracy. 😆
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine HAHAHAHAHA!!! You imagine all those fat fucks chasing each other around with their samurai swords and crossbows, most of em would have cardiac arrest.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse Give 'em GoPro's with the sponsorship. It will be like some sort of IRL demented squid game battle royal call of duty shit.

Hell, I'd watch it.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine And give em some of those crippled old people scooters.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse We are so fucked up man... it's great.

I just want them to have flamethrowers.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse Walmart Scooters!
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine HAHAHAHA!! Flamethrowers now?! Nothing like the smell of roasting incel fat to get her damp in the morning.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse [media=https://youtu.be/kF3DvMiNVIY]

[media=https://youtu.be/xlDbvuZOsXQ]

Smells like overdone, smoldering pork mixed with gasoline.

...I imagine. 😆💀
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine LET EM BURN!!!! I was watching that just the other day, the thing is though, what about those parents who only had one son, and that son got his guts blown apart in Normandy. The things people worked up about.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse What is dangerous is that some scholars theorize major conflagrations like world wars are cyclical and may inevitably happen again, as the generation that fought in the last World War dies off and the people start electing more and more disconnected, demented neoliberal morons who ruin the economy, and move us into an enormous conflict that spirals too fast like WWI before anyone knows what is really happening.

If that happens, there will be NO turning back and NO escape.

Basically, Armageddon in our lifetime.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine Ugh! Then it'll be off into some vault where I have to wear blue all the time while some sick scientist perform experiments on me. Seriously though it's just, I mean sure we wipe ourselves out, that's humanity all over when you look at our future, but all those other species of life, the fuck did they ever do to anyone.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse I agree, but that is the evil of mankind. Sadly.

But yeah, seriously, if I stay in the US, I am buying a bunker. Not gonna be on the surface and unarmed when Civil War II kicks off! No way.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine Good idea, folk always go mad during civil wars and start chopping each other up and shooting each other.
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse Imma booby trap my bunker Fallout style. Lmfao.

Then bait some Super Mutant clone guards and deathclaws into the fray of the Republicunts and Demoncraps killing eachother for mop up duty.
Allelse · 36-40, M
@GeistInTheMachine Maybe engineer some of those cazadores from New Vegas, they don't mess around!!!
GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M
@Allelse Biowarfare is bae. 😆