I am so incredibly sleep deprived that I just walked into a wall and proceeded to apologize to it

it's a good thing you realized it was your fault - you might just as easily have punched out the wall and convinced yourself the wall was looking at you funny and started it

Your posts make me genuinely laugh out loud like a crazy person. Err... like a different kind of crazy person than I am.

Your apology is accepted but we need to move forward and have you pay for damages the wall experienced

Did the wall accept your apology or is it holding a grudge?

Well at least you’re not so sleepy that you heard the wall talk back

Just wait till you start seeing funny colors.

Walls have feelings too