I am so incredibly sleep deprived that I just walked into a wall and proceeded to apologize to it

Did the wall accept your apology or is it holding a grudge?

it's a good thing you realized it was your fault - you might just as easily have punched out the wall and convinced yourself the wall was looking at you funny and started it

Well at least you’re not so sleepy that you heard the wall talk back

Just wait till you start seeing funny colors.

Your apology is accepted but we need to move forward and have you pay for damages the wall experienced

Walls have feelings too

Your posts make me genuinely laugh out loud like a crazy person. Err... like a different kind of crazy person than I am.