Burglaries

There has been a spate of burglaries around my area, I've posted on Facebook that I'm on holiday and I'm pretending I'm not home. I've left a few windows open and keys to my car visible.
I hope I get burgled, I could do with some company.

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Gumba1000 · M

Are you sitting there with a whip and gimp mask on too?

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Scarfface · 46-50, M

@ninalanyon Oats and cattle feed is cheep in bulk 😂

Gumba1000 · M

@Scarfface Dog food surely!?

Gumba1000 · M

@Scarfface Get a dodgy vet to chip them as well. So they don't get lost when they escape.

Jm31xxx · 41-45, M

Dress up as a witch and fuck them up

Gumba1000 · M

@Jm31xxx He could use the broomstick on them.

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