There could be a chance that I could be killed by a random attack by a golden retriever

this is SW, here you're more likely to encounter a golden shower

There is a chance you could slip in the shower and die from the fall. Fifty thousand a year or so die from falls or complications from a fall. Life is about risk management.

I'm sure if it happens you totally didn't deserve it

I've never heard of anyone getting killed by a Golden Retriever...even cases of people being bitten by them are rare.

If anything, it will retrieve you

If you're allergic to canine saliva, death is certain.

In the event of a dog attack, stick your thumb up it's butt.

I read that somewhere.... oh wait maybe that was something else. 🤷‍♂️

Not allowed. Your place in the dark side awaits, no death before that 🤨

Viciously attacked by a savage blood thirty goldfish

Could be worse, imagine being attacked by a pack of angry baboons.

Just a very small chance lol

I think there is more chance a plane crash on your head 🙂