There could be a chance that I could be killed by a random attack by a golden retriever

this is SW, here you're more likely to encounter a golden shower

In the event of a dog attack, stick your thumb up it's butt.

I read that somewhere.... oh wait maybe that was something else. 🤷‍♂️

There is a chance you could slip in the shower and die from the fall. Fifty thousand a year or so die from falls or complications from a fall. Life is about risk management.

I've never heard of anyone getting killed by a Golden Retriever...even cases of people being bitten by them are rare.

If you're allergic to canine saliva, death is certain.

Not allowed. Your place in the dark side awaits, no death before that 🤨

I think there is more chance a plane crash on your head 🙂

Viciously attacked by a savage blood thirty goldfish

Could be worse, imagine being attacked by a pack of angry baboons.

I'm sure if it happens you totally didn't deserve it

If anything, it will retrieve you

Just a very small chance lol