There could be a chance that I could be killed by a random attack by a golden retriever

It's a very slim chance... But there's still a chance 😅

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In the event of a dog attack, stick your thumb up it's butt.

I read that somewhere.... oh wait maybe that was something else. 🤷‍♂️

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

@Mindfulness I read that too! It must be true.

@SpudMuffin There's a relief! I was questioning my reading material then!

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

@Mindfulness I wonder if it works in other situations, like a visit from the mother-in-law, or a surprise audit by HRMC?

@SpudMuffin As someone that once worked for HMRC, I can confirm it would definitely work in that situation!

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

@Mindfulness that's worth knowing! 👍