If you had hands like Edward Scissorhands what would you do/cut?

Fuck around and find out. Kidding, I would cut sheeps wool 😄

I guess your career paths are more or less predefined. I guess I'd be a landscaper that drew crowds from blocks away, or a great barber that took some getting used too 😅

I'd finally have weapons to duel @Eklipse and her Damn pitchfork.

My dick off prolly

@DrScissorhands already won the audition

I'd avoid masturbation.

My yarn 😌

Candles

Probably my own throat. That doesn't seem like a nice life 😅