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That's the kitchen imp. 😳 He hangs out in kitchens and tickles your nose...but ONLY when you are washing dishes, or when your hands are covered with raw meatloaf mixture, or raw chicken blood. 😳 You have to learn to keep clean paper towels on hand, and grab them when your nose is driving you nuts.
He also joggles elbows...so that when you are turning around with a plate in your hand, ONE piece of toast falls to the floor, halfway under the fridge, butter and jam side DOWN. 😖
He has been known to unsteady your hands when your reach for things in your highest cabinets, so that pickle jars fall down on top of the really nice water goblet sitting on your countertop, smashing it 😭...or the plastic popcorn popper will suddenly become unstable and fall out and smash you in the mouth. 😰
But I do admire your determination NOT to do the dishes...🤣
He also joggles elbows...so that when you are turning around with a plate in your hand, ONE piece of toast falls to the floor, halfway under the fridge, butter and jam side DOWN. 😖
He has been known to unsteady your hands when your reach for things in your highest cabinets, so that pickle jars fall down on top of the really nice water goblet sitting on your countertop, smashing it 😭...or the plastic popcorn popper will suddenly become unstable and fall out and smash you in the mouth. 😰
But I do admire your determination NOT to do the dishes...🤣



