4meAndyou · F
That's the kitchen imp. 😳 He hangs out in kitchens and tickles your nose...but ONLY when you are washing dishes, or when your hands are covered with raw meatloaf mixture, or raw chicken blood. 😳 You have to learn to keep clean paper towels on hand, and grab them when your nose is driving you nuts.
He also joggles elbows...so that when you are turning around with a plate in your hand, ONE piece of toast falls to the floor, halfway under the fridge, butter and jam side DOWN. 😖
He has been known to unsteady your hands when your reach for things in your highest cabinets, so that pickle jars fall down on top of the really nice water goblet sitting on your countertop, smashing it 😭...or the plastic popcorn popper will suddenly become unstable and fall out and smash you in the mouth. 😰
But I do admire your determination NOT to do the dishes...🤣
He also joggles elbows...so that when you are turning around with a plate in your hand, ONE piece of toast falls to the floor, halfway under the fridge, butter and jam side DOWN. 😖
He has been known to unsteady your hands when your reach for things in your highest cabinets, so that pickle jars fall down on top of the really nice water goblet sitting on your countertop, smashing it 😭...or the plastic popcorn popper will suddenly become unstable and fall out and smash you in the mouth. 😰
But I do admire your determination NOT to do the dishes...🤣
Coppercoil · M
Meee tooo.

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My nose constantly runs these days. Not sick; just have chronic runny nose. Especially when playing music, it seems. Never used to happen. It's annoying.
VampireOfDesire · 26-30, M
Santa is calling for the red nosed reindeer

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I hate when that happens.
Notsimilar · 31-35, F
Lol....idk but I think you've got a good plan
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@Notsimilar sometimes I’m smart 🤪
I’m weird. I like dishes. Good thing too, because I can’t cook worth shit… so that’s my fiancée’s gig. lol
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@JustGoneNow thats a nice exchange!
@WaryWitchWandering It works for us. Except I usually kind of butt into her cooking and she usually helps me with dishes, so we can get into sexy time quicker. *giggles*
TristanRaven · 22-25, M
Even your nose hates the dishes ... :P







