Having sex with my ex in his house , was embarrassing cause surely his parents heard us.

I thought it would be a great first date if we took the dogs for a nice spring walk at the park. I had a lab mix and she had a boxer. Well the lab bolted across the frozen pond towards a flock of geese that just flew in and the boxer figured it looked like fun and joined the chase.
The lab reached the edge of the open water and hit the brakes…while the boxer was on glare ice and slid ass over teakettle into the pond. Now the boxer couldn’t swim, nor could it climb back onto the safe ice…so I had to walk out on the thin ice and rescue her dog.
Meanwhile I broke thru the ice and went in up to my chest! Panicing cause I couldnt swim, my date quickly tied the two leashes together and tossed it for me to grab (saving my life). The boxer was almost drowning as it couldnt get on the ice and I then crawled close enough to reach it and drag it on safe ice.
I was a hero for saving her dog…and she was a hero for saving my life!
All was good…till we walked back to the truck only to find I locked the keys inside!!!
What a first date!

I don't get embarrassed.Not even when my parents accidentally walked in on me having sex with my boyfriend when I was 15.

I must be boring... Knocked a wine glass over lol

got stood up

Ok don’t judge me I was younger and on drugs but I just came right out snd asked her if she’d like to fuck, didn’t go over well.

Not me, but a friend of a friend...and, well, 'embarrassing' isn't quite the word.

She went for a meal with a guy, first date, and there were nuts in the food, that she didn't realise, and she went into an anaphylaxis shock! Didn't have her eppi pen with her and the guy went with her to A & E (Accident & Emergency)...

...and they became a couple. Only split up, I think, last year...

So...scary but embarrassing. I could only imagine.

Me? Nothing embarrassing at all...

🤔

SJD x

I burned down a place worth 12 grand costing me , all by accident when I was drinking .
I was lighting a fire cause it was raining and there was a plastic bin next to it and it caught up and then the plastic bin rolled onto a wooden shed which caught up and behind the wooden shed was a gas line and that blew up the whole place .
A nights drinking costing 12 grand

Threw up in his car. 🤷‍♀️

Finished my plate

I was on a jetski with him annnd I came. The vibrations just got me the right way. He laughed it off and it turned out fine. But holy he'll.

I confronted a date one time about the other women in his life. 🤭

Overshoot her house by 5 miles to pick her up
She lived less than 1 mile away

I hardly ever get embarrassed these days, but once I went on a date with my boyfriend without realising I still had a bit of my ex's cum on my shirt from earlier that day

Looked at somebody else

Too drunk to fuck

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY]