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Having sex with my ex in his house , was embarrassing cause surely his parents heard us.
BigImo · 22-25, F
@SW-User I would've made it my mission to get his parents to hear it 😅
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
I thought it would be a great first date if we took the dogs for a nice spring walk at the park. I had a lab mix and she had a boxer. Well the lab bolted across the frozen pond towards a flock of geese that just flew in and the boxer figured it looked like fun and joined the chase.
The lab reached the edge of the open water and hit the brakes…while the boxer was on glare ice and slid ass over teakettle into the pond. Now the boxer couldn’t swim, nor could it climb back onto the safe ice…so I had to walk out on the thin ice and rescue her dog.
Meanwhile I broke thru the ice and went in up to my chest! Panicing cause I couldnt swim, my date quickly tied the two leashes together and tossed it for me to grab (saving my life). The boxer was almost drowning as it couldnt get on the ice and I then crawled close enough to reach it and drag it on safe ice.
I was a hero for saving her dog…and she was a hero for saving my life!
All was good…till we walked back to the truck only to find I locked the keys inside!!!
What a first date!
The lab reached the edge of the open water and hit the brakes…while the boxer was on glare ice and slid ass over teakettle into the pond. Now the boxer couldn’t swim, nor could it climb back onto the safe ice…so I had to walk out on the thin ice and rescue her dog.
Meanwhile I broke thru the ice and went in up to my chest! Panicing cause I couldnt swim, my date quickly tied the two leashes together and tossed it for me to grab (saving my life). The boxer was almost drowning as it couldnt get on the ice and I then crawled close enough to reach it and drag it on safe ice.
I was a hero for saving her dog…and she was a hero for saving my life!
All was good…till we walked back to the truck only to find I locked the keys inside!!!
What a first date!
riseofthemachine · 41-45, M
@LunarOrbit best story I ever heard of
ShreksHouse · 56-60, M
@LunarOrbit Kudos my dude. Best Reply
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
I don't get embarrassed.Not even when my parents accidentally walked in on me having sex with my boyfriend when I was 15.
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Myself11 · 61-69, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde your brothers ever catch you
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@Myself11 If they did they have not said.At my first home the neighbors complained to me they could hear me having sex into the early hours of the nights all the time.I just carried on going for it.
Myself11 · 61-69, M
@tallpowerhouseblonde good for you it’s none of there business
ozgirl512 · 26-30, F
I must be boring... Knocked a wine glass over lol
BlueVeins · 22-25
got stood up
@BlueVeins Isn't that the most awful feeling?
BlueVeins · 22-25
@DropTopDig it's pretty lame
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
Ok don’t judge me I was younger and on drugs but I just came right out snd asked her if she’d like to fuck, didn’t go over well.
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@BackyardShaman Bet not!
SammyJo · 51-55, F
Not me, but a friend of a friend...and, well, 'embarrassing' isn't quite the word.
She went for a meal with a guy, first date, and there were nuts in the food, that she didn't realise, and she went into an anaphylaxis shock! Didn't have her eppi pen with her and the guy went with her to A & E (Accident & Emergency)...
...and they became a couple. Only split up, I think, last year...
So...scary but embarrassing. I could only imagine.
Me? Nothing embarrassing at all...
🤔
SJD x
She went for a meal with a guy, first date, and there were nuts in the food, that she didn't realise, and she went into an anaphylaxis shock! Didn't have her eppi pen with her and the guy went with her to A & E (Accident & Emergency)...
...and they became a couple. Only split up, I think, last year...
So...scary but embarrassing. I could only imagine.
Me? Nothing embarrassing at all...
🤔
SJD x
riseofthemachine · 41-45, M
I burned down a place worth 12 grand costing me , all by accident when I was drinking .
I was lighting a fire cause it was raining and there was a plastic bin next to it and it caught up and then the plastic bin rolled onto a wooden shed which caught up and behind the wooden shed was a gas line and that blew up the whole place .
A nights drinking costing 12 grand
I was lighting a fire cause it was raining and there was a plastic bin next to it and it caught up and then the plastic bin rolled onto a wooden shed which caught up and behind the wooden shed was a gas line and that blew up the whole place .
A nights drinking costing 12 grand
FreeSpirit1 · F
Threw up in his car. 🤷♀️
@FreeSpirit1 Have had that happen multiple times.
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
Finished my plate
XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F
@TurtlePink that not embarrassing that what's called good eating 😌
MissUnderstandingMe · 26-30, F
I was on a jetski with him annnd I came. The vibrations just got me the right way. He laughed it off and it turned out fine. But holy he'll.
SW-User
I confronted a date one time about the other women in his life. 🤭
ShaneMckay · 41-45, M
@SW-User OOOPS!!!
SW-User
@ShaneMckay Yes, he was engaged to someone else and dating a bunch of us. I should have just quietly walked.
JRVanguard · 26-30, M
Overshoot her house by 5 miles to pick her up
She lived less than 1 mile away
She lived less than 1 mile away
BigImo · 22-25, F
I hardly ever get embarrassed these days, but once I went on a date with my boyfriend without realising I still had a bit of my ex's cum on my shirt from earlier that day
Keepitsimple · 51-55, F
Looked at somebody else
Tres13 · 51-55, M
Too drunk to fuck
stratosranger · M
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TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@ShaneMckay wtf dude
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